What the hell is Pretzel Art? Well, it started when my very OCD mind was eating some pretzels. You see, I have to go through a bag and eat all the broken ones first while placeing the whole ones aside in another bag. Only after all the broken ones are gone can I go eat the rest. During my picky food-eating habit I noticed that some of the broken pretzels formed letters. I then procceeded to set aside the letters, chew/break/gnaw the rest of the letters I needed and spell out my name.
I was so fucking proud of myself! *Beaming Brightly*
Then the new tradition! Spell out my name first. (Because sometimes, the pretzels break and the letter doesn't count if you have to hold it together.) Then, eat the broken ones, finally the whole ones.
I slowly figured out that I can make all the letters of my alphabet except for "K". Fuckin' "K"! Of course it doesn't want to cooperate! Of crouse it has to be one little bitch in my OCD fun pretzel time. Well, Fuc_ that letter! I don't need it anway *grumbling to self*
So, eventually I started spelling out my friends names and sending them as a fun little name tags :) Seeing as all of you stuc_ with me through those last two, buc_-ass na_ed, soul spilling posts, I wanted to lighten things up and _eep them light for the next 2 yrs or so! Lol
*Grabs microphone* *tap tap*
Is this thing on?
*blowing into it*
Testing. Testing. Shit this thing isn't wor_ing!
*banging it into my palm the magic number of 3 times*
*banging it into my palm the magic number of 3 times*
Oh well...
*Clearing throat & spea_ing REALLY LOUD*
Hello! I want to welcome you to...
*stranger approaches with a wic_ed croo_ed smile*
Ummmm.... (fuc_, what was I saying?)
*stranger switches mic on and win_s*
*collective giggles and big blush*
*staring at green-eyed stranger*
(must read his name tag... Jac_sper? Wow!)
Well, that was embarassing... *aw_ward laugh*
Hello! I want to welcome all of you to my Pretzel Art Show featuring Twilight and some of SBGDGT's friends. So please, sit bac_ and enjoy the clic_able show!
*blushing and turning mic OFF*
(I know there is no Brea_ing Dawn, but I can't half-ass do a word so I just left if off completely)
For stic_ing with me through that very blac_ moment with all
your words of encouragement and wonderful hugs:
*grabs mic and turns it ON*
Than_ you so much for coming out tonight!
I hope you enjoyed my show as much as I enjoyed eating it!
*whispers*
Did any one notice what I did?
*giggles at my sly protest of pretzel bitch*
