Sunday, June 13, 2010


Some of you may know, some of you don't, but our very own uhyesplease, aka Kristen, competed in a triathlon this weekend!

What is a triathlon?

Def: noun. An athletic contest in which each athlete competes in three different events, swimming, cycling and running.

It starts with a .75K or ~.5 mile swim
Followed by a 22.8 K or ~14 mile bike ride
Ending with a 5K ~3 mile run to the finish line

She has been training very hard for this and I am super, uber, extra excited proud of her! She is such an inspiration. And to show her just how much we love her, I wanted to put together a little post from all of us.

from Desiree aka sbgdgt:

Twin, where do I begin? You truely are an inspiration. You have worked your ass off (literally) and did some major training (almost) everyday. *wink* You're a mom, a wife, a hard worker and to me, you are a great friend! I love you so much more than words can say! I'm so fuckin' proud of you and I will be, am, was cheering for #995! Good luck and by the time you see this, Congratulations on this HUGE acheivement!

Love ~Desiree


from Jeanne aka einfach mich:

You are awesome! Good luck in the triathlon. Love you, baby.

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from Honolulu Girl aka truebloodtwilight:

Congrats Uhyesplease!! What an accomplishment, I'm so very proud of you!

HG truebloodtwilight


from Emma aka Zoomage:
Well done, you crazy gal, you have some guts.

Love from Zoomage


from Kendall:

Congratulations, my sister - I knew you could do it! Today, I 'rejoice as greatly over your achievement as if it were my own.' I'm so very proud of you, little girl! Woo hoo!



From Smuttier Than You:

Sweetest uhyesplease, aka #995, aka Megan, you are wonderment. Mother, daughter, wife, doula, author, beta, TRIATHLON commander!!! Beyond all of that, you are a friend. One that is made of sunshine and rainbows and possibly a unicorn thrown in there for good measure. I am so proud and in awe of your accomoplishment.

Heart you hard,


From MrsBing:

Congratulations on this HUGE achievement! You are so amazing (and strong!) and I am SO proud of you. A triathlon! Get it, girl. :) Can't wait to see the finish-line pic. Woooooo!



from Britpacksuccubus:

Hey, lady, congrats on the triathlon!!! You're a stronger woman than I....or maybe just crazier. :)



from LisaHR79:

How about the English Channel next?? Carlisle did it. *laughs*

Great Job!


from Pushy:

Kristen, you are SERIOUSLY DA BOMB for doing this!!! I'm so proud of you!!!!


From betti:

Betti sez "Uhyesplease for president!"

Hugs, Betti


from sjAimee:

I wanted to send you some slutty cheerleaders to cheer you on but couldn't quite get it together so I found this pic instead..

But then... I thought that there were better things out there than pictures of slutty cheerleader.. What could be better than slutty cheerleaders?
Naked ones? NO! Gah.. get your head of out the gutter!!

Yes Cupcakes are better! All that mouth watering icing and sprinkles are like an orgasm all on their own.

So I bring you visions of cupcakes
Congratulations, I'm so proud of you and all your hard work!

Hugs and kisses and slutty cheerleader pictures,
From Becky Boodles:
Congratulations you hardcore woman!!!
from donnersun:
So proud of you girl! are a MACHINE!!!! Love ya!
from bierbeck:
Kristen- Way to go! I am soo proud of you. You rock!
---- Becky

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

What's this!?

A new POST!?

YAY! *doing a happy dance*

So, what is this post about? Well...

Honestly, it's not about Twilight. *gasp* I KNOW! What the fuck!? BUT as the title of this blog clearly states, this is about my insomniac random obsessions.
Seeing as it's 1:30am and I am NO WHERE NEAR being sleepy, (despite those clacium pills, Daddy {who will never actually read this}), I've got the insomniac part covered.

For the Random... Drum roll please?
*drrrrrrrrrrrr (breath) rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

"Steve like pizza."

There we go! *dusts off hands*

On now to my current obsession! MUSIC!

Ok, I have totally given into my rock side.

*announcers voice* Desi has left the 80's building! (Finally, I know!)

Though I still find comfort in the 80s music, much like hugging an old, stuffed teddy bear named Bozo or a well loved stuffed donkey w/ his mane rubbed off named Donkey Donkey (hey, I was 2), this genre music has just taken over me.

As crazy as it sounds, a little Disturbed or a little Mudvayne helps lower my blood pressure when life's shit has me down! I think it's because the music is so loud and in your face your brain isn't able to think about anything else. It's the perfect cure for me!

Now, onto my loves. Anyone that knows me might pass out at this next statement, but...

Move Over Bon Jovi


*smelling salting myself*

And I'm back!
Wow, that almost killed me to say, but it's true. NO ONE COULD EVER REPLACE my 80s and 90s Bon Jovi, but here in the 2000s, Three Days Grace has taken the lead.

In case you didn't know, I went and saw them in April. It was an amazing show! I knew I already loved them, but I denied the fact that they soared past Bon Jovi until after said concert.

Who else do I listen to? Well, on a regular basis, it is Three Days Grace, Shinedown, Halestorm, Theory of a Deadman, Red, Nickleback and Disturbed. Hell, here ya go, I'll make it easy.

Get a playlist! Standalone player Get Ringtones

While you're at it, just check out all my music. I love to share! *big goofy grin*

And YES, I do sing to just about all of it! You know how I love to sing!!


"Sing. Sing a song. Sing out loud, sing out stroooong!
Sing of good times, not bad. Sing of happy, not sad"

Now, I might have messed those lyrics up, but it's been years since I've actually sang that song! But it popped into my head. Don't know why!? *wink*

Well, I think I'm done w/ my rambling. For now.

Good Ev-en-ing to y'all!

Te amo! *wink*