Very Special Birthday

You all know sjAimee, right?

No!?

Psssh... Yeah, right!

I know you do! But just to be fair, go introduce yourself. Go on! Don't be shy...

sjAimee

Now that you know her, you need to know that today is her birthday!

*does a little crazy dance*

And what better way to say Happy Birthday than sing a song? *grin*

Yup! I wrote my favorite sjA a little ditty. Wanna hear it?

I'll sing the first time, then you can join in the second time.

You all know the tune *whispers* It's Jingle Bells

*clears throat*

*ques the music*

*deep breath*

Undies and socks, Batman rocks

Today is your birthday!

Drink it up and swallow it down

Then come out and play, hey!

Undies and socks, Batman rocks

Today is your birthday!

Say hello to the giraffe

Then come out and plaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!

REPEAT IT WITH ME!

*takes a bow* Thank you! Y'all did WONDERFUL!

It just warms my heart to hear you sing my song *sniff sniff*

*wipe a tear* Anyway, before I get all snotty, I'll wrap this up.

Happy birthday, sjA! You know I lovers you muy mucho w/ Jasper & Emmett, a bottle of whiskey and rum and plenty of cuffs on top! *wink*

Oh FUCK! I almost forgot!!!

*tackles sjAimee and sits on her, grinning*

BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS!!!!

*Whack!* 1

*Whack!* 2

*Whack!* 3

*Whack!* 4

*Whack!* 5

Ok, who's next???

I'll hold her down for as long as I can!

MUAH!