The Meme! Woo-hoo!

Momma, if you are here, then please just go ahead and click on that little "X" in the upper right hand corner. I LOVE YOU! And thx :)


Well, looky here! I got tagged! By sjAimee and Annie! :) Woo-hoo! I am so excited! Sung a la Brian Griffin: "It's peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter Jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time. Where you at? where you at? Where ya at? Now, there ya go! There ya go! There ya go! There ya go! Peanut butter jelly. Peanut butter Jelly"

A note from, Twitarded, the lovely ladies who started this little chain:


So here's the deal: STY and I came up with a couple of questions for all you bloggers. If you're tagged, answer the questions and tag four other blogs. Don't forget to link back to the blog that tagged you! Let's see how many blogs we can get to participate and hopefully at the end of all this we'll know a lot more about each other. Believe it or not, we even made the questions 99% other-blog friendly! I don't think I said vagina or cock gobbling in a single question!On your mark, get set, GO!!


1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. **

3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?

6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.

7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.


**Just encase you didn't know: Fuck, Marry, Kill Rules - Out of all the Twilight characters pick one character you want to fuck, one you would marry and one you would love to kill.




A tiny warning: I am wordy and a little indecisive.


1)What is the craziest/most stupid thing you've ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

When I was 21, I drove 5 hrs to meet someone that I had found online and spoke to on the phone. Only my ex kinda knew where I was. He knew which town and that was about it. I'm glad my intuition was right and he wasn't a psychotic murderer. OH! And one of the most stupid lessons I learned was: NEVER wear a tube top with no bra to the strip club and hide the money in there unless you wanna be making your own tips!

2) One my personal favorite games: Fuck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast. **

Fuck: Jasper! Oh, can you imagine him being affected by your lust. You feeding off his lust. Back and forth and back and forth and back... *shaking out of day dream* Yeah, and you know his power has a stronger effect when he's touching you... Think about that! *drool* OH! And add a little Rosalie in there too please. She might be vain, but as many houses as her and Emmett have destroyed, you know she's a little freaky :)

Marry: Carlisle. He's compassionate, intelligent, and loving. Being the emotionally driven, passionate, way too empathetic person I am, I need someone who could understand that about me and be my voice of reason when I'm being unreasonable. Someone who could and would ground me when I'm floating away with my heads in the clouds. :-D

Kill: Either Lauren- I just hate that type of person that doesn't give someone a chance. Just judges off, I don't know what, but they suck! Or Jessica- for being two faced. (yea, I read Midnight Sun) At least Laruen is upfront about her snotty-ness.

3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

This is gonna be weird, but Beethoven is one of my FAVORITES. The emotions that his music evokes is just incomparable: Horn Sonata (I played this for a recital the song starts ~2:40- Part 1, Part 2). 3rd mvt of Moonlight Sonata (most people know the slow 2nd Mvt, but this one is all firey passion and unadulterated lust to me). That list could go on and on... But Bon Jovi has been my main man since 1988. *singing* Cause I'm wanted, dead or alive *singing and playing air guitar solo* But I have been so caught up in my new found Rock Love, that I didn't even know he had a new song out... :/ So lately, it's been Rock: 3 Days Grace, Shinedown, Breaking Benjamin, Halestorm, etc... NO Rap, hip-hop, or R&B or billboard top 40 kind of stuff for me. Some country OK, but I prefer the 90's country.

4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

Used to be Grease hands down, with a doubt, no second guessing. But I've become a bit of a movie fanatic, and there are SOOO many now! Superbad, Blades of Glory, Zoolander, Atonement, PS I Love You, The Notebook, My Girl, Beaches, Then and Now, Fast and the Furious (with Vin Diesel of course), Wanted, LoTR trilogy, Saw series, Rob Zombie's Halloween, I'm waiting for Trick 'R Treat so it can be on this list too, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Troy, Harry Potter series, Dusk 'till Dawn (Salma *drool*), Gladiator, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Sweeny Todd, cartoon movies, The Crow, Immortal Beloved, Southland Tales, City of Angels, Braveheart, and Schindler's List. Please don't make me choose... :(

5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?

Well, when I came to work so excited about my official Bella Swan and Renesmee Cullen t-shirts from TwilightTeez, no one seemed to be as excited as I was, but I guess they could figure out how much I love it. Still, honestly no one but you guys know (or understand) the full extent. My Hubs know I spend hrs on the puter, and my mom knows I have a blog and it's mostly about Twilight stuff. She has my blog address, and I think I might need to remedy that and delete it from her favorites though!! And the reason no one knows, is b/c no one in RL cares enough for me to let my Twilight guard down.

6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.

Let's see, there are 168 hrs in a week... *mumbling* sleep, work, *counting* driving, kids *subtracting and adding* multi-tasking... Shit... Um... You really wanna know? Ok, I spend half of my 40 hr work week thinking about or doing something twilight b/c I am awesome like that and can multi-task. So I'll admit to more than 40, but less than 80. How's that? (I'm addicted to FanFic, btw)

7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn't matter.

When I was 17, I was in a car wreck. I totaled Daddy's car on a little 1.5 lane country back road. I went into a ditch on the left, but caught myself and got back on the road. No big deal. I then hit some gravel on the right so when I gassed it, I fishtailed back to the left, into a bar ditch, ripped off my license plate, flew about 10 ft in the air then skidded about 50 ft to finally stop in a cotton field. When I was flying, my seat belt released and I hit the steering wheel, broke my nose, and I had a thumb nail that was about 2.5 inches long that sheared off my eyelashes and cut my eyelid all the way through, but missed my eye ball. (talk about luck!) Add a concussion on top of that. And all of this was b/c... *dun dun DUN*

I tried to shoo a freakin' mosquito out of the car window...

Yes!! I swear it was that big! And, hey, I'm allergic! :p Maaaaan, has my family NEVER let me forget this.

Now, who to tag? (sorry if you've already been tagged, I filled this out last night but am just now getting around to poasting. LOL I spelled that like toast! Let's try again POSTING)


Bex from I feel Infite,
One Pusy Fox,
Tara Sue Me, and
Fornication Station.

I know this isn't totally "me" today, I'm a little sleepy for a change :)

My Enablers

1.

This week has been bitter sweet for me.
I have 3 wonderful babies. My middle baby turned 5 this week!!!
I cannot believe how fast these last 5 years have just flown by!
I remember when I brought that tiny old man home.
Think Benjamin Button.
Comb over and everything LOL
It’s bitter because he’s growing up.
It’s sweet because he’s growing up.
You Mommies know what I mean… *sigh*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY! I LOVE YOU!


2.

A special thanks to sjAimee for the shout out and
pointing you guys to my little corner.
THANK YOU, sjAimee!!!
You. Made. My. Day!


3.

I now have 14 followers!!! Double digits, yo!

WELCOME TO ALL OF YOU!

I feel so honored that you guys are here!
I think all of you are be-awesome! (Rhino from Bolt)

As a token of my thanks I have a couple of gifts.
No, they aren’t much, but they are very delectable!

Gift A:

I am a chocoholic! My gift is the recipe to
Momma’s Famous Brownie Pudding.
It is homemade brownies on top
with a creamy pudding under.
"Yum Yum Yum! Delicioso!"

I’m eating some now!

1 cup flour
¾ cup sugar
2 Tbls baking cocoa
2 tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
½ cup milk
2 Tbls cooking oil
1 tsp vanilla extract
¾ cup nuts, your choice (optional)
¾ cup brown sugar
¼ cup baking cocoa
1¾ cup HOT water

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Sift first 5 dry ingredients; add milk, oil and vanilla.
Stir till smooth; add nuts (optional).
Pour into greased (or baking sprayed) 8x8x2 inch pan.
In separate bowl, combine remaining ingredients.
Slowly pour over batter in pan.
Bake for approximately 45 minutes.

The brownie part will rise to the top and the yum-a-licious pudding part will be underneath. The pudding will be VERY runny when it’s hot. The longer it sits and cools, the more pudding like it gets. But who can resist hot brownies? Not me! I hope you all enjoy!

For those of you who aren’t chocolate lovers or are on a diet,
how about some Lemonade?

Gift B:

A list of some of my favorite FanFics!

Warning:
Most of these are filled with some sexin’s.
For those of you under 18,
stick with Gift A.

• Wide Awake by Angstgoddess- Just in case you haven’t gotten wind of this magnificent story, finish my blog, comment, then GO READ IT! It is all Human, with canon couples, but they don’t call her Angstgoddess for nothin’! Bella and Edward both have a troubled past that they must overcome. There are some delicious cookies and some magical Unicorns. Don’t understand? Read it and you will! Personally, when I read this, the story was not finished. It left off in a VERY dark place. It put me in a funk for a whole week! Like people-avoided-me-at-all-costs kind of funk. But don’t fret! The sun rose in the east and all that is left is the Epilogue.

These next stories are all tied in together and deal with a Dominant/submissive lifestyle. If that’s not your thing, don’t bother. If you’re not sure, READ THEM! They are very sexy and well written. And please, she has said this, and I’ll say it too: She does not life this life and it does not necessarily represent the exact lifestyle. It is a fictional story, though she does try to research there is only so much you can do. There. I feel better.

• The stories by tara sue me:
  a. The Submissive - This is the original story and is in Bella’s, the submissive, point of view b. The Dominant- This is same story but from Edward’s, the Dominant, point of view. As it does tell the same story, it is not simply a re-hash of The Submissive. There are a lot of things going on in Edward’s head and he doesn’t skim over some of the parts that Bella might have.
  c. The Training- This is the sequel to the previously mentioned stories by tara sue me.

This next story is great! It starts off with couples totally mismatched. Do they stay that way? Maybe. Maybe not.

• The Ex-Factor: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight- Basically, this is a story 4 years after Edward and Bella break up right out of high school, and all their anger, unresolved feelings, and how their lives have moved on. If you can’t tell by the title, it is a Bella & Edward story. So, if you aren’t too fond of the first couplings, at least keep that in mind. Angel’s profile page also has a LOT of little extra’s for the story. This story mixes it up with many different points of view. Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, Jacob. They are ALL there, and she does a great job getting into each of these characters heads! While this story does have some sexin’s it is also a great story about love and overcoming past demons. So if you aren’t as fond of the lemony goodness, you can skim over them and not miss out on the story.

This next story is also very sweet with a few lemons thrown in. Again, if lemonade is not your thing, skim over them, but read this story! It’s got one hell of an ending I think!

• Falling For You by GreenEyedGirl17- Bella is a pediatric nurse who’s had her fair share of bad dates and happens to work for Carlisle. Edward is Carlisle's son and a divorced father of two. Scheming friends will try to bring them together but will Tanya ruin everything?

WARNING: THIS NEXT STORY IS SPOILERISH IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE BOOKS- Skip ahead to the next one.

• Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen- It's a story about Renesmee, a few years old, but about 16. She's ready and wants to go to High School, meet new friends, and is finding new feelings for Jacob. Then a stranger comes to town and turns all the Cullen's lives for a loop.
  

As if you guys don’t already know about this story. It is Twilight swimming in the Twilight Zone! I’m talking twisted and crazy, sexy and scary, sweet and psychotic. Figured it out?

• Buried Among the Begonias by DurtyNelly- This is one fucked up Edward and Bella story, but you just can’t stop reading it! Here’s another warning: This story is not for the weak hearted nor the weak stomached. It is crazy. It is twisted. It is damp, dark basements scary, with sex in between and sometimes included in the craziness. But I’ll be damned if I stop reading it! It’s the car wreck you can’t turn away from, and I love DurtyNelly for it! For writing something completely different than I have yet to see in the FanFic world.
  

Now finally, my last pimpin’. Check out this pic, then take a minute and listen to the song that inspired the last story. (I’ll try not to sing too loud, but no promises because this band is one of my current obsessions)

Intrigued? I know I was!

• I Get Off by britpacksuccubus- Such delicious graphic lemons throughout this whole story. Intended as a one-shot, this story has grown and I cannot say enough about it b/c I absolutely LOVE this story. (That’s the exhibitionist, freak in me speaking) Throughout the story, there are some Twilight throw backs to remind us why we are there in the first place. So far we've been visited by Peepella and SmokeN’Strokeward plus a few others. Here’s the summary:

“When Bella becomes Edward’s assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline…”

On brit’s profile page, there are also links for the outfits worn, the places they live, characters, and even the songs that inspire(d) the story. She put a lot of work into this! Hell, just check out all her stories, they are wonderfully smut filled and fuck-tastically HAWT!

4.

If you noticed the title of this post, it’s called My Enablers.

What few friends and forced relationships (in-laws,
bros and parents) I have left, have been saved.
They don’t have to listen to as much
“Twilight this, Twilight that,”
“New Moon premiere,”
“Edward & Bella,”
“Can’t wait,”
“Jasper,”
“Uh...”

They profusely thank you!

And so do I.

I don’t have to hear “It’s only a movie, Whitey!”
I don’t have to taste the sour rejection.
I don’t have to see the eyes roll.
I don’t have to smell the farts.
I don’t have to feel the sigh.

This is because each and every one of you, fanfic authors, blog keeper-uppers, and followers, are My Enablers. Here in my real life, no one fully understands my obsession with Twilight. Hell, I don’t even get it! But, for what ever reason, I believe fate brought me here and helped me find y'all. You don’t judge my obsession and most of the time add fuel to my fire! I freakin’ love you guys! So here’s one more big THANK YOU! And now I’m done with the mushy girly feelings.

Till next time…

Puppy Love

WARNING:

If you have not read the Twilight books and do not want to know

anything what may or may not happen in the New Moon or

Eclipse movies (ya know, cause I didn't write

the screenplays) then you might want

to just look at the pictures.

I wag my finger at me with disappointment...

I hang my head in shame...

I tsk, tsk myself...

"Why, SBGDGT," you might ask?

Well, some of you might have noticed, some might not, BUT... I forgot Jacob in my "Ideal Cast" post. *hiding behind my hands*

*Squares shoulders to face the music* I didn't keep him as "Would not recast". I didn't even mention his name. I feel bad for a few reasons:

1. He's a major character, duh.


2. New Moon is almost here, and this is his time to shine. When I first read New Moon, even though I knew it was coming, I cried and cried but continued to "read" and not just skip to the end. And if "by read" you mean, *speed typing* reading really, really fast over the whole thing and hating Jacob and his immature ways just to hurry and get to the part when Edward and Bella are back together again, *whew* then yes, that's how I read it the first time. When I read it again, I actually liked Jacob. The third time, I was smitten. And the fourth... I fell in love. I felt his pain. I cried when he asked Bella to stay. In the end, I am happy for Edward and Bella, but I definitely saw the path of Jacob and Bella play out in my mind. To continue...


3. I have a thing for the Native physical features. (my husband is Mexican Indian heritage *waggles eyebrows*)


4. I want to be able to look at Jacob without getting arrested for the dirty thoughts that run through my mind. Ya know, like the space heater scene *wink wink*


5. I want to be able to look at Jacob without getting arrested for the dirty thoughts that run through my head. Ya know, like the space heater scene *wink wink* (This is a big enough of a reason I counted it twice!)

If you haven't figured it out yet, I would change Jacob. Maybe if Taylor were a few yrs older? I don't know, he's just not that cute to me... Sorry all you Taylor fans, but it's just how I feel! And I couldn't find one person to fit my Jacob. Especially since he changes SO MUCH in New Moon. So, I have a few different people, you can mesh them all together in your head b/c I am not talented with that all PhotoShop shit.

First I give you Rudy Youngblood. This would be my Twilight to beginning of New Moon, perpetually happy-go-lucky Jacob. Look at that grin. I could see this man in a homemade garage, working on cars and motorcycles, all greased up... *daydreaming of space heaters* Sorry, I'm back :)

Next is Rick Mora. This is more how I actually picture Jacob's face, with the very angular jaw and cheeks, but I wanted him to be a little cuter. Still, Rick's hair is gorgeous, so just put this hair on Rudy's face. Can't you see this as the mean face he puts on when he's trying to make Bella leave him alone though?

Announcement: The part of Jacob Black, the Werewolf, will be played by Jason Dehoyo. Just look at those soulful eyes. You can swim in them! And the body? Yeah, now that's what a ripped Werewolf is supposed to look like... *drooooool*

So, there ya have it folks, my Jacob Black. I think I have made up for my little mishap in the previous post. Jacob, himself, told me he feels better now since I dedicated this WHOLE thing to him. Boy, am I relieved to hear that!

My Ideal Cast

Alrighty :) I am having an Insomniac Night. So here's what I've got for ya. I know how everyone has their idea of the perfect cast for the Twilight series, myself included. I also know that it can be hard to put an actual face to the one you see in your head. I am not an artist by any means other than a stick figure or two, so I have decided to hunt down actors/actresses that most resemble my imagination.

Seeing as I am NOT 16 yrs old or 20 for that matter, I imagine my cast a tad older. Truth be told, Bella had blonde hair and grey eyes and Edward... well, here take a look:

Wow! Now that's a fairy tale couple right there!

What!? *stuff fingers in ears* La la la la la, I can't hear you!

OK! OK!!!! Fine... *pouting*

I'll move on...

Now, I know that these guys are not "the" stars of these stories, but I am going to start with the actors that I think are perfect. I cannot, would not change Billy Burke as Charlie. He's the perfect dad for this story! He is sexy as all get out in real life,

Exhibit A:

There's something about that mustache and the flannel that makes him

Cheif Swan, a loving, awkward dad.

I also would not change Ashley Greene as Alice. She fit the book so perfectly that while I read it, I still pictured her. Jasper on the other hand, I did not like in Twilight. He looked weird, but I have since come around and think that Jackson Rathbone is a freakin' hottie. (Please see previous post.) Ashley and Jackson also stay as Alice and Jasper.

Alice Cullen Jasper Hale

Now on to the controversey! I'm just gonna throw it out there.

Here's Kate Beckinsdale and Jay Kenneth Johnson as:

Esme Carlisle

See? He's even a Doctor already!

My Rosalie would be Rachel McAdams and my Emmett would be Greg Vaughn

Rosalie: Smokin' Hot Emmett: Dimpled Teddy Bear

Rosalie: Horny Bitch Emmett: Horny Puts up with Bitch

Last but not least... Drum roll please!

*drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Bella & Edward

Danielle Panabaker Henry Cavill

Now that you've had a little swim in my imagination,

would you be willing to share your's with me?

Even if you wouldn't change one single person.

Pretty please?

With whipped cream on top?

And a cherry?

And some chocolate drizzle?

Yeah, the chocolate works EVERY time! :)

Major Brain Fart

Ok, well, ummmm, ya see... I got a tooth pulled on Monday and it seems that a tad bit of my brain might have been in that tooth. (Or maybe it's just the Hydrocodone? Yeah, probably. But still) I can't remember much of anything right now. I can't remember what awesome posts I had planned. I can't remember where I put my list of ideas of said awesome posts. I can't remember if I really got out of bed this morning or if I'm still dreaming. :P Either way, I'll just keep on rambling :) hehe

I do, however, remember having a majorly weird dream last night under the influence of a few "sleepy" pills. It was something along of the lines of *deep breath & speed talking* being at a VA Hospital/Airport waiting for Jonathan, my little brother (yes I said little! You can do something about it when you get here in December! Till then, Little Brother...) and a doomsday kinda Lord of the Rings style, end of the world but still beautiful earth, about to start the fight to the end after we finally got to the place where the rest of the "world" has made up a hidden camp. *deep inhale/exhale* The dream also involved my cousins. So yeah, weird!

Currently the only new thing I can seem to think of, while trying to eat Cream of Wheat and oatmeal like a 5 month old is, "Don't make as big of a mess as Jude! Don't make as big of a mess as Jude! You are 29 yrs old, damn it!" *wipes mouth thoroughly after every bite while Momma laughs at me* Yup, my Momma is laughing at me! I mean I thought they were supposed to be all understanding and the ones to never laugh in your face? She did that another time. Promised not to laugh at my 7th Grade year book pic, but she LAUGHED and LAUGHED! That shit scarred me for life! *sobbing uncontrollably* *gaining control 30 min later* Anyway...

OH! OH! I remember that the post was gonna be something about Mr Jasper Hale, ok I lied more about Jackson Rathbone... *drool* (sorry there goes the numbs it meds, yeah right). Now I do NOT remember if there was something of substance that i really had planned, so until I do remember (or care), I will give you a little eye candy and you can see why I think he is the most lick-a-licious of the Twilight actors! OH? I haven't said he's my fav before now? Well, um, all you Robsessed fans need to quit reading for now and come back later. And put away your pitchforks! I do not go chasing after you w/ mine when you bad mouth my Jacksper. Without further ado:

Ok, so until I get the video up, here's some pics to enjoy :)



I could help him bite that lip.



Love that smile :)

Yummy sexiness...

Uhhhhhhhh........ *thud*

There's that crooked grin *panties ran away*

Let them run! Who needs 'em anyway? ;)

My Official Introduction

Ok, first off...

HI! *waves* Welcome to my blog. *points to self* I'm SBGDGT.
Ok, if you must know SBGDGT is short for
Shirley Blondie George Doo Goober Temple.
Too much? Yeah, let's just stick w/ SBGDGT :)

And you are? *shakes hand* Nice to meet you!

Now that the formalities are out of the way, I can begin.

Me in short: I love my 3 babies, I love football, more specifically, the Dallas Cowboys and the Texas Tech Red Raiders. *whispers* I even enjoy Texas Longhorns just as long as they aren't playing against my Raiders! But, shhhh... Don't tell! *done whispering* I believe in evolution and hate narrow-minded people. I love to have fun w/ my friends. I am one of the guys, but I am still a girl and like girly things! Lol :) I love girly drinks and shots (liquor only, no beer), but especially Crown Royal straight up or with a splash of coke, girly movies, shopping, and talking. CM Punk and Undertaker are my favorite wrestlers. I am a complete nerd for tetris-type games, card games (spades, poker, hearts, gin, canasta, etc...) and puzzles. I am a little obsessive/compulsive especially when it comes to numbers. I can talk and ramble on and on w/ the best. Good luck gettin' me to shut up! :) I also enjoy a good conversation on controversial topics. (i.e. religion, evolution, south park, family guy, and men bashing)

EDIT: I cannot believe that I forgot one of the biggest parts of my life... I am a TOTAL band nerd! Like All-State, Orchestra, all the Area band directors knew my name kind of nerd. I play the piano fairly decently. I'm a self taught flutist. I can play the trumpet. But above all that, I play the French Horn and I LOVE it! I wish I owned one so I could play more. Those suckers are expensive! :p Anyway, there, I had to add this little tidbit in :)

Down to the point of this blog, my random obsessions. Yes, I have MAJOR bouts of obsessions. Most of the time it is music or a movie. Here's a list of the most recent obsessions:

CM Punk

Sweeney Todd (the movie, and soundtrack).

Mamma Mia.

Halestorm.

Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Phantom of The Opera (love me some Gerard Butler)



And finally, the most important obsession to date:

TWILIGHT!!!!

Yes, it is true. I LOVE the Twilight Series, through and through!
Now that you all know, please, go and judge me. I don't care!! Edward still loves me! More than he loves Bella! I promise! He told me :)

I admit, the movie Twilight was a little, tinsy, tiny (A LOT), cheesy, but come on now, the story was great! To find such a love... *sigh* *dreaming*

After I read my books 3 times each. And was almost done w/ Eclipse for the 4th time, I found this wonderful blog, Super Secret Twilight Blog. I loved it! Another woman, almost 30, a mom, a HUGE twilight fan, and she (not me) is a little Robsessed. I might not think he's all that hot, but DAMN she has some good pics of him! Anyway, on said blog, I was introduced to FanFic. What is FanFic? Ok, it is all the wondermus stories that have expanded on or completely turned the Twilight universe upside down. Ya know, we all wanna know about E and B gettin' it on during their honeymoon or what happens next. Well, these wonderful writers of FanFic took it upon themselves to fill in these gaps and/or continue the story.

Mrs Cutie got me hooked by reading WIDE AWAKE. WOW! What a way to jump into FanFic! I relate it to jumping into the deep end of a non-heated pool. First instinct is to get out as soon as possible! But once you are in there for a minute and your body has adjusted it's all good! FanFic- First step in you are so lost and confused and these people are all jumbled up and everywhere you look, EVERYTHING is wrong! You start to panic, your breathing is erratic, your heart rate quickens, but slowly your brain wraps around the story, and you are alright. You can lazily float along and enjoy the ride. *sigh of relief*

With that said, here's fair warning:
Most things on this blog will probably be of the Twilight subject. It is by far my biggest obsession of them all. I will warn ahead of time for any possible movie spoilers and will link to anything that might also be spoilerish b/c I know that there are a lot of you Born Again Twilight Virgins. *waves at you guys*

I think this is long enough for now. I have a few things in the works and as of right now they are ALL about Twilight! Hehe :) I must go contribute to a wonderful discussion of the New Moon book over at The Danger Magnet. They have timed the end of the discussion to coincide with the movie release! *giggles* (which I am super stoked about too! It looks a lot better than the first.)

Bye *waves over shoulder*

My 1st Random Question

This first entry is gonna be short and to the point. I'll introduce myself next.


When I made my profile, there was a Random Question blank.

Here was my first question:

"The children are waiting!

Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig"

My first reaction, "YEA! A story!" I wrote my story and hit save.

What did I get in return? Something along the lines

of it has to be less than 400 words.
*BOO! HISS!*


WTF? How DARE they ask such a question then put a limit. :(
So I decided right then and there I would start my blog

and my first post would be my story.

Without further ado, I give you the story of:

The Bald Frog With The Wig

Once upon a time, there was a bald frog prince. He was so bald (How bald was he?) He was so bald that the sun AND the even moon reflected so brightly off his head that any princess who got too close was blinded! The frog was sitting by a rock crying when he heard a girl ask why he was crying. Shocked b/c she didn't run and hide, the frog asked, "How can you see since you are so close to me?" She told him she was blind and then he told her about how he just wanted to be kissed by a princess and turned back into a prince but it looked damn near impossible b/c of his condition and that was why he was crying. The blind girl, determined to help, made the bald frog a wig out of dandelion petals. He was thrilled! Not only was he a handsome frog prince, but now he was BLOND! Not five minutes later, a beautiful princess saw him and waved him over to her while batting her eyes. Ecstatic, he thanked the blind girl and hopped over to the princess... *squish* Oops! He shouldn't have crossed the road! Didn't he ever play Frogger!?


The End


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